Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

her: you are drunk

me: haha im not at all.

her: well stop being silly

me: ok.
i’ll be serious
Hi, I’ve had a crush on you for years

PJB name drop= win

I cant rep anymore. Vlad, get in here, now.

her: LANCE

me: yes?

her: no mor eof this convo

me: u mad?
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png

her: dude what?

me: y’all ****** postin in a troll thread. peace out

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I have to tell you something

[K S]
what

[You]
I have a crush on you

[K S]
10:18pm
nicccce
i m tellin brian

[You]
awwwwhhhh shitt
forever baritone

me: HI IVE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOR YEARS

her: OMG HI
IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

me: NICE. lemme clap it?

her: what does that even mean

me: not sure i saw people on the internet using it

her: hahaha

me: in the context im using it in, im asking for intercourse

her: haha i mean im down
obviosuly

me: woah wait
you’re wayyy too good looking for me

Lol at lies above.

her: oh you stop that

me: alright I’m stopping now, when do you get home

her: the 8th!

me: nice so i’ll see you then?

her: um yesssz

me: good… bc I’m lookin to clap ASAP

her: hahaha

me: lettuce be reality here… I’m bein srs

her: get @ meh when im home

me: same. talk to you soon

her: love yew

me: same to you
don’t play possum on me

her: …ok?

me: later.

MEH.

awesome thread, and vlad did u really read up to 80 pages?

im gonna try this and report back with nakeds

lance is such a hero with the pjb / lettuce and trombone shittttt

damit kevin

forever stalone

Lance for King.

Hover my bone.

I’d post pics of the first girl… but some people on here know her. It’d get awkward haha

ohhhh yeahhhhh

mayonaise this thread sure epic!

strong work lance, strong work… im reading the bodybuilding thread now and those dudes are KILLIN IT

Today
Report · 10:57pm
Me: hey whats up

Report · 10:58pm
Lance: not much
what up with you

Report · 10:58pm
Me: i gotta tell you something
ive had a crush on your for a while

Report · 10:58pm
Lance: what
GOD DAMMIT HAHAHA

Report · 10:58pm
Me: bahahahahahaha

saw this thread and had to try it out. forever alone.

bahahahahah that whore again