[You]
I have something to tell you
[Dave Singh]
me too
let me say first
lettuce be cereal
[You]
ok…
[Dave Singh]
i’ve had a crush on you for years
[You]
omg me too
[Dave Singh]
you had a crush on yourself for years
thats the kind of shit im talking about
fuck it murry
we are done
[You]
but then I realized I wont date sand *******
[Dave Singh]
and we didnt even get started
[You]
this shit ain’t over
[Dave Singh]
oh yes it is
im about to flush this turd
[You]
Not over till I say its over
[Dave Singh]
hand it over to al swagga
[You]
forever Alamo
I’m fucking dieing over here
Omega
85
If I wouldn’t get castrated by my Wifey, I would sooooo try this.
I am crying laughing at sbardy and lance in this thread. hilarious…
:rofl shannon riedy ??? :ohnoes better get some pennicillin
Yep. Me too
I’m laughing my ass off tho
Omega
89
I’m sure I could say, “Hun, I’m going to try this and see what happens. Should prove to be somewhat funny.”
But I would just get shot down with…
“Why would you need to?”
Just that. Because that is all she would have to say. I would have no rebuttal for that.
Why do you need to tell her anything.
Unless you got a computer in the kitchen :wow :shifty
Omega
91
lol, technically it is lol. And once in a while she will actually log into FB.
Lettuce be cereal is golden.
If you ever open a realtor office will you call it “Lettuce B. Realty”?
Already got an office homie. Names staying.
Is that what you do all day? On a serious note. I thought you were a state worker.
No I work for a private company 8-5, non state worker here.
Alpine
97
me:“I’ve had a crush on you for years.”
her:“Fuck off, Chris.”
:rofl BITCH IS RAGING.
I thought you were in the IT field and did some realty moonlighting?
Ahh…#1 Mr. Walker stalker right here lol