Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

[You]
I have something to tell you

[Dave Singh]
me too
let me say first
lettuce be cereal

[You]
ok…

[Dave Singh]
i’ve had a crush on you for years

[You]
omg me too

[Dave Singh]
you had a crush on yourself for years
thats the kind of shit im talking about
fuck it murry
we are done

[You]
but then I realized I wont date sand *******

[Dave Singh]
and we didnt even get started

[You]
this shit ain’t over

[Dave Singh]
oh yes it is
im about to flush this turd

[You]
Not over till I say its over

[Dave Singh]
hand it over to al swagga

[You]
forever Alamo

:rofl word

I’m fucking dieing over here

Amazing. :rofl

If I wouldn’t get castrated by my Wifey, I would sooooo try this.

same

I am crying laughing at sbardy and lance in this thread. hilarious…

:rofl shannon riedy ??? :ohnoes better get some pennicillin

Yep. Me too

I’m laughing my ass off tho

I’m sure I could say, “Hun, I’m going to try this and see what happens. Should prove to be somewhat funny.”

But I would just get shot down with…

“Why would you need to?”

Just that. Because that is all she would have to say. I would have no rebuttal for that.

Why do you need to tell her anything.

Unless you got a computer in the kitchen :wow :shifty

lol, technically it is lol. And once in a while she will actually log into FB.

Lettuce be cereal is golden.

If you ever open a realtor office will you call it “Lettuce B. Realty”?

Already got an office homie. Names staying.

Is that what you do all day? On a serious note. I thought you were a state worker.

No I work for a private company 8-5, non state worker here.

me:“I’ve had a crush on you for years.”
her:“Fuck off, Chris.”

:rofl BITCH IS RAGING.

I thought you were in the IT field and did some realty moonlighting?

Correct.

Ahh…#1 Mr. Walker stalker right here lol