You could forget about all of that… or you could buy a Cayenne Turbo, have all of the above, still be able to track it, out run 90% of the street cars you come across, and haul lumber back from the store. I have no problem with a multipurpose tool that does everything very well. Especially for someone who only occasionally needs something to haul stuff and wants something comfortable, fast, and doesn’t see the need to own an occasional use truck and a Super Saloon. Hell I’m getting rid of my M5 because I don’t drive it enough because I’m always hauling shit around in my truck. If it were not for the entry price I’d gladly considering a Cayenne Turbo having put a ton of mileage on them in the past. Your prejudice for multipurpose vehicles because Porsche “made an SUV” is really showing through.
If you want to talk about a pointless SUV we can debate the LM002 to wits end, and while pointless it’s also incredibly cool.