The Workchat Thread

Ive acctualy heard good things about panda…

Dickhead must have gotten her a corperate licsence if shes paying 130 a yr…

I acctualy had some chick at the Verizon store hit on me when I was getting my blackberry a few months back… she was in her mid 30’s but she was pretty good looking

She was like omg I need an AV… my kid does this and that, im gonna bring it to best buy later bla bla bla…

So i gave her some decent free ones… explained some shit to her how to keep her litle fuckers from fucking shit up

after that she was extremely helpfull and veyr friendly to me

she’s so in to me”

Yeah maybe.

All I know is I couldn’t do shit with her PC until she disabled it. Couldn’t connect with our web meeting software, etc. When I went into settings to try to make some exceptions possibly, it looks like it’s either all on or all off. I didn’t like it, that’s for sure.

As for chicks hitting on someone…this somewhat cute African American girl was hitting on me at Wendy’s yesterday (the one in Glenmont). Evidently, she really liked my v-neck argyle sweater from express.

Day went from slow to aggravating. I am just looking into ClickOnce and I am already hating it.

You can say Black, it’s ok.

And it’s pretty much a given she would be if it’s a girl working at Wendy’s in Glenmont.

lol. Sorry? lol.

But yeah, everyone in that Wendy’s is black for some reason. I haven’t seen a white employee there in a couple of months.

Dude you can’t call American-Africans Black!

So my boss asks me

“Mackenzie does the network seem slow to you?”
Knowing that im downloading a blu ray movie at 4mbs
“Ehh it seems a little slow but not to bad”

“Well were only geting 2mbits per second”

“Uhh I’m downloading some updates for a few things and its pegged at 2mbs, let me stop them”

“There we go back up to 25mbits per second, so your the culprit!”

So i then go back and continue the download but at a slower 1mbps … gayy

lol.

Call agent just came in and said:

“Do you know that the website is down? I’ve been getting calls all morning from three different contractors and all of them cannot get into it.”

What I wish I could have said:

“No. I didn’t know it was down. How the hell do you expect me to know if you don’t tell me? If I could read minds I would not be working with idiots like you.”

I love working with retards.

I still laugh hard everytime I see this clip. Funny thing is, we have a guy named Larry who looks just like their Laslo working our server room haha.

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UGHH Fucking bored… Just got a price on my new clutch and shit. Looks like labor day ill be doing a clutch install! YAY!

Wow today is going by slower than Stephen Hawking with a dying battery.

^ LOL

Today at work, I have developed a horrible cough that is reminiscent of last year’s bronchitis. Awesome.

Apparently what happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas… olololol

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpies (and bronchitis). That shit comes back with you.

It really doesn’t surprise me, 5 hours on a plane plus all the time spent in casinos and hotels. Germs, eeewwww.

AHHAHA im fuckin dyeing

I’ll give ya germs