A few days ago a guy came into my place of work and was handing out “jesus booklets” or whatever you want to call them. i wasnt there at the time, but when i came in later that day i fished one out of the garbage, and read it. it was rather amusing. i did a google search, and found an electronic copy identical to the paper booklet being passed out. if you have some time, and want to read it here is the link. its pretty funny.
the best part about it was a co worked told me the daytime delivery guy came back from a delivery and the guy looked at him and was like “are you the delivery driver?” and john the delivery guy was like “ya.” the jesus man goes “so you must be good with directions, right?” and john was like “ya, where do you need to go?” and the man was like “do you know the way to HEAVEN???”
lol I’m a believing catholic and all I can do is picard that comic
I actually have one hanging in my office that a truck driver left for me when I was working in Tennessee. It has a picture of an aboriginal dude with a bone in his nose praying to a chicken, with the title “What’s wrong with this?”
The guys I was with labeled the dude “James” and the chicken “PLC God” because I was fighting through some issues with my control logic.
i took a delivery to the Agape church on seneca a few weeks ago. it was a huge order, and they gave me $20 and a jesus booklet as a tip. i was half way out the door when this woman hits me with: “Jesus loves you.” i’m just like, “uh, thanks for the 20 bucks.”
a few jesus people came up to me while i was getting on my bike last year, and they said because I had a motorcycle I should read this. I told the guy if I go down after I leave here, I will come back and kick you in the nuts.
He didn’t like that too much
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