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pretend that driving in a parking lot will make me a better driver

I might have backed you up until this.

You can text me Corey :slight_smile:

Do you have verizon!

Yes!

It doesn’t, though. It may make somebody quicker, but that’s not really “better” on the open road with other drivers.

Fair enough…but I honestly dont see the point of your threads…so maybe if there was a decipher code book or something on amazon…I can get that on my xmas list right next to a compass and car facts.

Just digging yourself deeper. Anyone that claims autocross will not make you a better driver on the street is showing their true automotive ignorance. Autocross teaches you the maneuvers that get you out of trouble on the street.

  1. Threshold braking.
  2. Evasive driving. Dodging the idiot that pulls out in front of you is no different than dodging a cone. They are both basically stationary, and both will require you to swerve at speed and remain in control.

A lot of the time I think your posts are very well thought out and witty, but this ^is a pretty dumb statement. Better reaction time, and knowing where the limits of your car are, definitely makes you a better driver.

OMG my nikes make me run fastaaaarrr.

idiot.

Hopefully you are just like this when you are sick.

Nah, he’s useless pretty much all of the time. :slight_smile:

Lets be realistic.

How much time do people invest in autocross?

Okay.

People generally like to believe that their actions are useful. This is more true when they invest a great deal of time an effort. So, if they can somehow justify it with, “Oh, it’s useful _______” then it makes them feel adequate.

This has nothing to do with if it makes somebody a better driver. It has everything to do with cognitive dissonance.

Actually, I do a fine job of making you reply to me being useless!

Maybe everyone else on here isn’t an asshole. Maybe everyone else gets annoyed when you come on the forum and act like a precocious toddler.

EDIT: corey, you’re great to talk to when you’re halfway serious and not trying to be cute

Joel. I thought we was friends.

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Kyle.

what did i tell you?

bad boy.

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Thank you may I have another…

what a whore!

what kind of whore wears a white tshirt with a bra?