This is bull SHIT!

If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong…

:rofl

you have to be old enough to buy beer in order for them to “be on you” lol :smiley:

Oh fuckin burn…

  • 1 idk how ur gonna chill wit me and travis and be under 21 LOL your killin us man !

Jim, all this talk about drinking and fucking bitches has lead me to remember

We havent drank in awhile… whens the next 12 hour banger hahah

:rofl:rofl totally true!!

Laff. Oh that’s rich.

Boy friends mean nothing

+1. Just because there’s a goalie…

is that what your boyfriend told you

Ummm that was almost as lame as your mother

Oof that was bad too.

maybe the fact that you can’t find a gf is because you are taking relationship advice on shift lol

Not really that hard to text while fucking. Trust me, I ain’t no slouch in the bedroom. :shifty

Not really taking advice as much as I am stating a trend I have been noticing.

I demand a battlefield split from this thread. That place has been dead for way too long.

every douchebag says this :rofl

:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap

i totally argee with that

sometimes you have to slow down so she can answer the phone when her parents call…