i got a dress code warning last time too… one of the senior VP’s didn’t care for my jeans :mad:
???
are you the one bent over? i think i remember this
image sites are blocked at work, ill have to check later.
if its the right diagram, im sitting on the edge of the pool and the other guy is actually in it.
EDIT: see “going to france” thread by newman
god, this got off topic fast
So what was exactly below waterline. Description to every pube please… I want to live my fantasies through you…
More importantly, how many pounds over weight was this chick, to the nearest 10s place is fine
you are by far my favorite off topic poster on here. i actually laugh out loud when i read some of your posts!
10/10
:bigclap:
The perfect substitute for sleep is lots of calories. Eat all day, but stay away from fats.
:lol: you don’t look at anything south of teh bewbz son. he gets the bottom half
she actually wasn’t overweight, but was a cougar. I was 21, my cuz was 19, and she was like 31. I got STD tested as soon as i got back to the states
in regards to the topic of the thread, i found a huge spread of breakfast and lunch food cause some guy is having a baby. I’m good to go. 
You should start the story like this from now on.
“So this one time I was in this threesome with my cousin…”
seems like borderline incest to me. Nonetheless you are the creepiest person in my mind 
your avatar is pretty creepy, he looks like the type to have a 2some with his cousin
Hey Jacob Adams doesn’t do gay porn like peter north. Plus he has cancer, he’s gonna take what he can get right now
OMG LOL.
LOL I CANT BREATHE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
