Titty bombs?


#1

http://www.news4jax.com/news/22533182/detail.html

HOUSTON – A British intelligence service said it’s discovered that gel and saline implants may be used by al-Qaida to make bombs, Houston TV station KPRC reported.

British spy satellites have intercepted terrorist communications from Pakistan and Yemen, talking about women suicide bombers getting explosives put inside breast implants.

Former Houston FBI Director Don Clark said he believes U.S. Homeland Security is taking this threat very seriously.

“I’m sure we are gathering all the information, intelligence that the government can” he said. “They are also securing all the ports, airports and main attractions as much as possible. The government takes these types of threats seriously and not relaxed.”

The British Intel Service reported that several plastic surgeons, who were trained in some of London’s best hospitals, have returned to their home countries to perform the surgeries.

Houston plastic surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose said the industry’s technology makes the bombs possible and easy.

It’s unknown how well full-body scanners would detect explosives inside implants. The Transportation Security Administration said its scanners do detect explosive materials and residue.

Id gladly cross train to EOD for this


#2

mmmm boobies


#3

You knew they were going to come up with a better excuse to use body scanners. This is unreal.


#4

talk about getting titty fucked