To all Shift518 Dads

I talk to my six year old daughter like an adult. She has caught me off guard plenty of times, “Dad, that car disgusts me” was one of the best things I have heard her say :lol

Fuck the teletubbies

I love your kids man, their little fucking ball busters and some may think thats not right or whatever, but you know what man, I know you love those little ball bag punching kids of yours more then anything in this world, and at the end of the day and when they’ve grown up thats all thats going to matter and shape them into decent human beings

few months ago were sitting on the deck, my 2 year old daughter asks me “Dad wheres the screwdriver I need to fix the deck” I hand it to her, she goes over and tries to screw down one of the studs that was sticking up on the deck a tad.

^ :lol If I go out to do anything on the cars, she loves to help. I let her do little things, like tighten a bolt I already started and what not. Its amazing some of the stuff they pick up. If I let the f bomb slip in front of her, she gives me the stink eye, and says “You swore dad, but I know not to.” It only gets better, as she gets older, of course once she starts bringing little boys home, dad is going to be a hardass :rofl


Schooled by liberals… not your fault, almost all teachers are liberal.

Studies studies studies… gawd

shut up.

true story!

Oh, Im so sorry , did I offend you? Awe So torry i hurt da pups feewins

Ya know what I have cornballs that think I’m a terrible father for being realistic with my boys , butt ya know what my kids know how to act around people better than I do . When there wit me at my shop they help and ask what to do , granted they here me swear and whatnot but they act like one of the guys and do it away from mom and when it matters lol they have a better filter than I do . I wrestle with my kids and when they Fuck up they know it , I don’t beat my kids but they get tuned up when needed . Fuckin people are pussies about being parents cause of the baby talker hippies . Fuck em let kids play in mud , ride 4wheekers and be kids not a god damn puppet that gets coddled all there life . Christ that’s why Noone wants to work anymore or are whiny bitches.

Johnny does it well…

BTW, I have a dead Prez with your name on it Slow

Niceeeeee when ya gonna be up this way homie

im gonna buy a welder, a rifle, and a bottle of jack daniels for my kid on their first bday…ya know, set them up with the essentials in life.

No kids… no marriage.

Both my kids have and shoot .22,s …have j/d when they were teething. Caiden has used torches with fast before

John your spelling has improved greatly.

Do it. You wont. :lol

there ya go…slowmarrow if my shiftbigbrother lol

Werd up

:rofl I hate seeing those stickers on nearly every car on the thurway.

meeee too… gonna make one with a guy then multiple dead children