To the dickk...

Let me refer you to the OFFICAL you might be a F-body Driver if…

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Quotes taken from other forums…these made me LOL!!!

  • Your girlfriend/ wife knows to hold on/ brace her self when you are about to make a turn or an on ramp

- you have pulled out a decibel meter to see how loud you exhaust really is to prove to you neighbors that its atcually in
the legal limits

-you refer to you car when its on jackstands as being in its natural state

-you can actually cruise at 1200 rpm if you want.

-people are always trying to familiarize with you saying “I had a sports car once, or I had a muscle car once…”
but somehow they’ve all sold them and now own a boring family car.

-Moms pull their children closer in parking lots when you drive by.

-you hate driving with all the SUV’s, trucks, and Minivans on the road because you can’t see past them at all

-you have received more scratches and bloody knuckles from working on your engine than anything else in your life,
combined.

-You smoke 90% of the cars while normaly taking off from a stoplight.

You cry more when your head gaskets blow then when you lost your gf.

As much as you may hate fixing it, you always seem to wonder around it and mumble about what you are gonna upgrade next.

Getting everyone lil ricer and their momma trying to rev at you at the light and then they take off.

Being told you’re speeding down the street when you have it in 1st and going only 10-15.

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There was more but I figured these 2 apply…