So I realize that school is out...

NYSpeed Automotive NYSpeed Off Topic
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But could you PLEASE REFRAIN from standing, sitting, dancing, laying, masturbating and/or fucking IN THE STREET? Seriously. I understand that some side streets don’t have the luxury of having sidewalks, but THIS DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU to sit in the road and not move when a car is coming.

In fact, when two cars are driving in opposite directions, and one has to stop to let the other one swerve around you, IT MIGHT MEAN YOU SHOULD STAND UP AND GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD.

And another thing, when it’s dark out, IT’S HARDER TO SEE YOU. I know it’s a really hard concept to follow, but get into it.

/rant.

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My favorite past time is driving around fast at night with my headlights off.

Particularly on Oct. 31.

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I love when people give a polite little honk, and then they scream shit at you. If there was no law against it, I would get out of my car and beat up the bitch who said shit. Pisses me off so much.

I have a lot of anger. sigh

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entitle

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ya know, i thought it was entitle, but then i was like, nahh… is it? so i just left it as it was. thanks though.

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ugh, i had to deal with said people tonight

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:tup:

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Instead of a polite honk.
Give em a love tap, with your car.

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[quote=“Minglor,post:8,topic:31122"”]

Instead of a polite honk.
Give em a love tap, with your car.

[/quote]

nope

train horns FTMFW

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[quote=“vq30de,post:9,topic:31122"”]

nope

train horns FTMFW

[/quote]

I need that on the miata.

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[quote=“vq30de,post:9,topic:31122"”]

train horns FTMFW

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i’m definitely thinking about investing in one of these if this is how the whole summer is going to be.

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[quote=“Minglor,post:10,topic:31122"”]

I need that on the miata.

[/quote]

holy shit

that would be hilarous

Be careful though, the horns may exert too much foreward force and blow a car that small backwards

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[quote=“Minglor,post:8,topic:31122"”]

Instead of a polite honk.
Give em a love tap, with your car.

[/quote]

L O L.

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one time late at night, there were a group of kids hanging out on this corner. Well little jimmy dumb fuck left his bike right around the corner in the street. I make the turn and almost run right over his fuckin gay dyno. needless to say I was pretty pissed.

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When presented with those situations, I take it upon myself to try to educate the youth of America, by dropping it down a gear and speeding up while pointing the car directly at them. Every now and then I throw in a last minute swerve just to keep it interesting.

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good thread.

sureshot - that would be funny… but youve prolly taken a few down… unknowingly, or even knowingly.

but seriously i remember being a kid and playing sports and shit in the street - we always got the fuck out of the way ASAP when cars were coming… kids just need beatings nowadays, from many different sources.

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^^ RIGHT!

When we were little, playing street hockey or whatever, the second we saw a car, we were no where near the street. Even when I was like 14/15 I always walked on the sidewalk and shit. Even chilled in my driveway, not the street. Wtf is this new shit?

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:word: i hate the little fuckers around here that dont get the fuck out of the way… and if they ever dare hit my car with anything somebody is gonna fucking die

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I drive a peice of shit, with a busted exhaust. drop it in neutral and rev. they usually move. If not, brake torqing plus chirping the launch DOES

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http://www.genvibe.com/images/misc/forum/hella/hella.mov (not my car or my movie, just found in on the intranets)

Hella Supertones. Highly recommended. When I honk my horn, I want people on the street to jump, and people in their cars to drop their cellphones and spill their coffee.

Creep right up behind someone sitting in the road, and lay on those suckers. Their ears will be ringing.