today i saw...

when im at work i see a lot of weird shit. ive delivered food to a guy who answered the door stark naked and acted like it was completely normal. ive seen 2 people fucking as i was walking up to the house on more than one occasion. ive delivered to countless jailbait pool parties, god that is always awesome. ive been yelled at, hugged, kissed, hit on by housewives, attacked by small children, given beer as a tip, weed as a tip, whiskey as a tip, asked for weed, asked for coke, bit by a dog, fell down stairs, beamed customers palm programs from my phone, the list goes on.

ive experenced some of the weirdest shit you could ever imagine, but nothing trumps what i witnessed today. i was sitting on the corner of lake and main in the village of hamburg when i looked over to the sidewalk and saw this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/218680216709.jpg

yes, that is a woman walking a goat in the village of hamburg. i want to know where she walked from, why she had the goat and where the fuck she was going that she needed to bring that goat.

HAHAHAHA

You know you followed and had hot goat sex with both of them.

…coming from eden after some killer sex i bet.

edit title to “today i seen” plz

lmao!!! WOW! lmao!

rofl

LOOK AT THOSE MAMMOTH SHIT KICKERS!

god that is so weird…

top notch

fantastic

LOL.

I was going to say the goat got a haircut. But is that really a goat? maybe it’s a sheep that just got sheared?

You never forget your 1st Goatse.

OMG YES

A.) that’s a sheered sheep
B.) brokeback mountain in hamburg?

haha

Ya,I was going to say that it looks more like a sheep.

who cares what it is, why is someone walking a farm animal in hamburg lol

OMFG :lolsign:

:snky:

more info on what you do and pix of said jailbate pool parties plzKthnx