when im at work i see a lot of weird shit. ive delivered food to a guy who answered the door stark naked and acted like it was completely normal. ive seen 2 people fucking as i was walking up to the house on more than one occasion. ive delivered to countless jailbait pool parties, god that is always awesome. ive been yelled at, hugged, kissed, hit on by housewives, attacked by small children, given beer as a tip, weed as a tip, whiskey as a tip, asked for weed, asked for coke, bit by a dog, fell down stairs, beamed customers palm programs from my phone, the list goes on.
ive experenced some of the weirdest shit you could ever imagine, but nothing trumps what i witnessed today. i was sitting on the corner of lake and main in the village of hamburg when i looked over to the sidewalk and saw this:
yes, that is a woman walking a goat in the village of hamburg. i want to know where she walked from, why she had the goat and where the fuck she was going that she needed to bring that goat.