Tonight, on unsolved mysteries:

CHEMTRAILS

http://www.wten.com/global/story.asp?s=14547467

TONIGHT! At 11.

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF BAWWWLSHIT.

LOL I like their star witness:

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2008/04/barbara_coe_sonny_bono_and_the.php

Ted Gunderson is one of the most notorious figures in American conspiracy theories circles. He first made a name for himself in the 1980s as a self-proclaimed expert on Satanic cults he said were sacrificing more than 4,000 people a year across the United States. In 1989, according to an Orange County Register story published that year, he told a group of residents, “There’s no doubt in my mind that you all in Orange County have a very active satanic cult,” and claimed “at least one satanic group with 13 to 19 members meets in the Newport Beach and Laguna areas.”

A couple of years later, Gunderson announced to the world he had found the much-mythologized tunnels that played a key role in the McMartin preschool trial scandal. Unsurprisingly, no one believed him. Over the years, he has also stated that the United States government intentionally bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 and the Oklahoma City federal building in April 1995, in order to remove our rights through anti-terrorism bills, that tens of thousands of children are kidnapped yearly for purposes ranging from organ harvesting to prostitution to literal sacrificial lambs for Satanists, and that the Illuminati rules the United States government (click here for some of his many videos, and a brief profile from the Southern Poverty Law Center). Gunderson spoke just last month in Newport Beach, at the annual convention of conspiracy-lovin’ Freedom Law School alongside 9/11 Truthers, folks who say you don’t have to pay taxes, and reporters for Holocaust-denying newspapers.

http://tedgunderson.net/

Thats what I was going for… :rofl

um wtf is going on

My avatar is actually one giant F5 chemtrail fyi

I’ve got into a discussion about this with an old coworker.

He started going on how they used this shit in Vietnam, and I tell him yeah it’s great and all, and it’s experimented with on specific occasions, but that doesn’t make every damn trail in the sky a chem trail coming from passenger planes :facepalm

Then he went on to say how the Osama thing seems sketchy and other famous leaders who may not be dead etc. I walked out after that.

Was he actually in the war or just a hippie from back in the day

He’s like 25 and owns a million guns.

His other coworker is a huge chem trail supporter and the third coworker started a 9/11 “Truth” movement on UAlbany campus a number of years back.

Can’t fix stupid.

Omg. Fucking frame a red square and place it on their desks. :rofl

Better yet a sticker!

Neg rep stickers :rofl

Conspiracy theorists make me FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU