A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers.
“Hi, is Tony home?”
“No, he went to the store.”
“Well, you mind if I wait?”
“No come in.” They sit down and the friend says “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says “They are so beautiful I’ve got to see the both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together.”
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can’t wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says “You know, your weird friend Chris came over.” Tony thinks about this for a second and says “Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said,“Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll 'im over.”
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, “nope, ain’t Bubba.” The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.
Gomer took a look at him and said “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll 'im over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, “no, 'tain’t Bubba.” The mortician, whose curiosity had gotten the better of him asked, “How can you tell?”
Gomer said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”
“What?” exclaimed the mortician. “He had two assholes?”
"Yup, ever’one in town knew he had two assholes. Ever’ time we went to town, folks would all say, “Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.”
That actually is a short film from ATOM films hi def…It downloaded from Maven on my com about a week ago. I dont have a way to host it though. It’s called white bits and the guy asks to see her white bits for 200 pounds so I guess it’s British.
both are good