[quote=“Jim1234664,post:35,topic:37051"”]
dear god, please tell me you saw frys blatant sarcasm? :hang:
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LOL yes, reading fast WHILE using CAD owned me. i spend 7+hrs a day on CAD at school so forgive my eyes the computer hurts sometimes.
[quote=“eesti,post:39,topic:37051"”]
It’s funny that he’s pointing out the fact that the guy being sarcastic doesn’t know what he’s talking about… If he actually tried to learn something instead of bashing people who are trying he wouldn’t have that problem.:poke:
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:word: That guy’s a jerk. He obviously didn’t know what he was talking about since he asked about learning the background fundamental theory behind using the piece of equipment he wants to buy. He should take this thread seriously.
Anyhow, forget CAD. I’ve been thinking about buying a Blade server. Anyone want to teach me file sharing?
[quote=“eesti,post:39,topic:37051"”]
It’s funny that he’s pointing out the fact that the guy being sarcastic doesn’t know what he’s talking about… If he actually tried to learn something instead of bashing people who are trying he wouldn’t have that problem.:poke:
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you lost me here
i know you aren’t referring to me not knowing how to tune an engine. lol
[quote=“97_B18b1,post:40,topic:37051"”]
true, im just sayin it seems like the kid worked hard on the car and he has video to prove how fast it is and i would be a little upset if someone said that about my car if i had put that much work into it.
edit—>This was a response to zerodaze btw eesti just beat me to the punch lol
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but you didn’t build it; he did. i believe he can take care of himself.
edit 2:
how about a bit of useful.
read these cover to cover, and then reread them
and then get AEM certified
break a couple of your engines before charging people for your services.
then you can be sweet like me and quit tuning because most of the people you tune think its something they can learn overnight. then you will spend your days posting write ups in the ny speed tech section about this very same subject.
FS private tutoring, 1500 / hour
I’m more expensive than zero daze cuz he’s a SOHC-head.
double the cams, double the price biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhh
^ lol
my next project is going to be a boosted sohc subaru :snky:
[quote=“Toda Party,post:44,topic:37051"”]
FS private tutoring, 1500 / hour
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i still have my box with all my software on it. i will rent it to you for 500 per hour for you to train people with 
[quote=“focusinprogress,post:34,topic:37051"”]
to the guy asking where to learn CAD to use a CNC…wrong program. you need to learn CAM or something of that genre…you need to learn the coding, not the rendering.
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I was playing off this thread, referring to Fry. A guy comes on here asking for help, and gets ripped on. Sucks, that’s all…
[quote=“Zer0DazE,post:46,topic:37051"”]
^ lol
my next project is going to be a boosted sohc subaru :snky:
i still have my box with all my software on it. i will rent it to you for 500 per hour for you to train people with
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I still have my box (car) with all my stuff in it too (turbo, mani, ostrich, etc)… haven’t opened that box up in like 1.5 years or so now…sigh 
[quote=“eesti,post:47,topic:37051"”]
I was playing off this thread, referring to Fry. A guy comes on here asking for help, and gets ripped on. Sucks, that’s all…
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welcome to NYSpeed
[quote=“Toda Party,post:48,topic:37051"”]
I still have my box (car) with all my stuff in it too (turbo, mani, ostrich, etc)… haven’t opened that box up in like 1.5 years or so now…sigh
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how do u like ostrich? ive been thinking about getting it for my car.
YOU FUCKING HATERS
:picard:
Hater? Ray Charles could see that this is a stupid post. He’s not buying a fucking dyno.
Pretend that this isn’t the internet. Pretend that you’re just shooting the shit with a 19 year old:
[quote=“elmisterioso666"”]
i was thinking of buying a DYNO but i want to learn how to tune first
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Would you really take them seriously? If you would then PM me about the bridge I have for sale.
[quote=“Fry,post:52,topic:37051"”]
Hater? Ray Charles could see that this is a stupid post. He’s not buying a fucking dyno.
Pretend that this isn’t the internet. Pretend that you’re just shooting the shit with a 19 year old:
Would you really take them seriously? If you would then PM me about the bridge I have for sale.
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[quote=“Fry,post:52,topic:37051"”]
Hater? Ray Charles could see that this is a stupid post. He’s not buying a fucking dyno.
Pretend that this isn’t the internet. Pretend that you’re just shooting the shit with a 19 year old:
Would you really take them seriously? If you would then PM me about the bridge I have for sale.
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yes i would
on that note, i REALLY want to start headlining on a national concert tour, anyone know a good guitar i could buy to do this ?
but to be serious, a dyno is just a tool that simulates real world driving (oversimplified i know) … learn to sucessfully tune on the street before you go buying a dyno … because cleaning engine oil and rod fragments out of your 150k dyno will realy make you want to shoot yourself in the head
[quote=“Toda Party,post:48,topic:37051"”]
I still have my box (car) with all my stuff in it too (turbo, mani, ostrich, etc)… haven’t opened that box up in like 1.5 years or so now…sigh
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Less WOW, More car. fucker.:ohyeah:
[quote=“Fry,post:52,topic:37051"”]
Hater? Ray Charles could see that this is a stupid post. He’s not buying a fucking dyno.
Pretend that this isn’t the internet. Pretend that you’re just shooting the shit with a 19 year old:
Would you really take them seriously? If you would then PM me about the bridge I have for sale.
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you gots a pm. im realy interested in this bridge. :touchy:
[quote=“91CRXSI,post:50,topic:37051"”]
how do u like ostrich? ive been thinking about getting it for my car.
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the ostrich is nice, and the new one is like 1/3 the size of the old one (it was a monster)
it is a must have if you plan to tune your own car. it will save you a ton of time.
[quote=“Fry,post:52,topic:37051"”]
Hater? Ray Charles could see that this is a stupid post. He’s not buying a fucking dyno.
Pretend that this isn’t the internet. Pretend that you’re just shooting the shit with a 19 year old:
Would you really take them seriously? If you would then PM me about the bridge I have for sale.
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haha. I bet you anything hell buy it. I put my money on it. AND I GOT PLENTY OF IT 
so yeah MR Fry. STOP HATING ON THE KID.
The question was…
do anyone knows any school around to learn how to tune cars?
ok PUMPKIN…
ITS PRETTY SIMPLE. IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER, DONT FUC8ING REPLY. KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.
wouldnt it be cheaper/easier to just learn on the street and rent dyno time if it is needed?
it just doesnt seem like an ideal move at this point in the game
[quote=“Estorvito,post:58,topic:37051"”]
haha. I bet you anything hell buy it. I put my money on it. AND I GOT PLENTY OF IT
so yeah MR Fry. STOP HATING ON THE KID.
The question was…
do anyone knows any school around to learn how to tune cars?
ok PUMPKIN…
ITS PRETTY SIMPLE. IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER, DONT FUC8ING REPLY. KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.
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ugh… :violin2:
its a trial and error thing has it been mentioned many times around, you go to some one that is good, become there apprentice and learn from them, try on your own vehicles, go through X amount of motors, and once you stop blowing your shit up tune your friends shit.
and if he has the money to dump on a dyno, why the fuck is his CRX in the 11’s only
Here my new thread:
Does anyone one know of a school that will teach me to TT a Gallardo, I mean I have the cash lying around.