Uggh. Fly or drive?

It was very important to me that I get home, my flights looked sketchy, and I wasn’t going to be able to accomplish anything Wednesday morning, so I bounced Tuesday after work. Stopped at the KC airport to swap my Kia for a Nissan Pathfinder and got the fuck out of dodge.

1,030 miles in 16 hours of driving. 3 1/2 Tuesday night (including using 4L to cross the iced up Missouri river bridge while other vehicles got halfway up and slid back down) and 12 1/2 Wednesday.

Nice to be home.

So what was so important about getting home today? Trying to catch a couple of nude people jumping out of your bathroom blindfolded like some kind of goddamn magic show ready to double team Mrs. Fry?

Sweet…

There will be a little something extra in your paycheck…

er… nevermind.