But wait it can do so much more!
Examples for said auction:
-You should experience about 50% reduction in emissions.
-More power.
-Results in very healthy chickens! (10%-22% increase in tastyiness perhaps?)
-Fixes water circulation systems on film processors
-Can clean dirty water facuets
-Assisting in filtering oil
-Gave me something to do for 5 minutes
-Can lower coolant tempatures, when applied to radiator hoses!
-Can be applied to the intake tract for some unknown, and undescribed benefit, but it can be done!
Other silly oddities:
-Its real Turbomag logo, and form fitted plastic case is well worth it. (Followed by some pictures of it being ziptied)
-I hate having weekdays off, it’s so boring.
-had my little sister install it on my Acura and she had no problems, she’s 12. (Child-labor FTW!)
It’s so amazing, that I’m convinced it could even cure AIDS if you wrapped it around your arm.
