Approximately 490,000 people were murdered worldwide in 2004, (7.6 homicides per 100,000 people). Many probably drove to the murder site. That got us thinking — what car is most likely to be driven by a murderer?
In our estimation, it’s hard to top a Chevy Caprice. Ignoring the Beltway snipers, who chose a 1990 vintage, murderers aren’t so different from us… except they’re a little crazy. You’d expect them to drive a midsize sedan but, not like a Toyota Camry. You’d expect something a little different. A little older. Beaten up. If it’s a decommissioned police car, even better. It’s cheap, it has a big trunk, you can find one with a V8, and it conveys the kind of authority murderers like to believe they have. If you see an old Caprice Classic rolling down the street on corroded steelies with a shifty-looking driver behind the wheel, we suggest you run. Run like hell. What say you?
I was going to be nice and let him fix it first, but yea looks like he’s not on so i’m just going to delete it… ok back on topic, if this thread was ever on topic