What do you consider the best type of work and why?

unlimited income potential is bossanese for “we’ll find a way to fuck you out of your commissions”

dollars to donuts that you sell cars. Fuck the draw.

I’m nearly straight commission and the only downfall I see is that most lenders don’t consider your commissions as reliable income unless you’ve been in the same job for 2 years. Suxorz!

I’m a baller, yo! -does not work on underwriters