because Im not famous and nobody would take me seriously, including myself.
As far as watches go I like cheap ones from Walmart. They tell time just fine and I dont give a shit if I fuck them up at work because Ill only be out $10. Pretty much disposable although they do take quite a beating.
Ive got a more expensive gold Citizens watch that I got as a gift that I always forget to wear and it seems like I need to get a battery everytime I do wear it and Ive gotta take it to a jewelry store to replace the battery because its pressed on and Walmart wont do it because they dont sell that brand. Its just a hassle.