Whats the dumbest thing you have done.......HAMMERED

[kramerbuccs24]

@xreaction122

Kramer, drugs are bad.:facepalm

thyme, jae, thyme.

[Murrdog9000]

@LKSi

Besides the usual urinating/vomiting in front of people and in public… I’d have to sayyy giving SWIM a “tattoo” was pretty dumb. Also, drinking vodka mixed with italian dressing, sexually harassing young women, making out with 30+ year old women in line at pizza places, jumping off balconies, pouring gas/spraying aerosol paint into fires, pooping on friends’ mean neighbors’ lawns, dropping water balloons off of 13th floor balconies onto occupied porto-potties, getting pulled over for a WWI and RBWI (walking while intoxicated, riding a bicycle while intoxicated), playing the knife between the fingers game, grilling hot dogs on a grate from a refrigerator (coated in rubber), and attempting “flaming” shots are all pretty stupid things SWIM has done.

I can vouch for the majority of these activities… the rest are news to me :rofl

[94Gt5.0]

I drove home, you could say a bit under the weather, with a dildo suction cupped to my Mach1 hood. Realized it in the am when my mom was like wtf is with the dick on your hood?!? :rofl

Thanks guys! FML

[LKSi]

Hey! hear that kramer? There’s dildo’s with suction cups now!!

[94Gt5.0]

He invented em!! Dont gotta tell him! :lol

[kramerbuccs24]

@LKSi

Hey! hear that kramer? There’s dildo’s with suction cups now!!

PM me a link, Adam.

[94Gt5.0]

No PM. Errbody needs one!

http://www.edenfantasys.com/SUCTION-CUP-DILDOS/sex-toy-793

[kramerbuccs24]

ordered.

[94Gt5.0]

Zomg…

[Singh1]

@kramerbuccs24

nahhh, matt ryan sounds like a legend :lol

cliff notes: get hammered saturday night, get a ride to waterfest in the morning, said ride bounces early, get bigred and tdilogik to bring me back to my motel where the mr2 waits, after 3.5 hours end up not being able to find it because i forgot where it was and have to drive home and just drove BACK down today to pick it up after 2 hrs of research trying to find where the place was :lmao :lmao

theres also like 7 HILARIOUS twists to the story that i dont feel like typing out, but they involve the two funniest people i’ve ever met in my life, broken transmissions, a funny smelling green plant, 1.8T swapped scirocco’s, etc. etc. etc.

overall, a good weekend.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[bootlegcivic]

@Singh

LMAO at the special ed one LOL !

thats mad funnny

and yea mat ryan aka “.” could prolly chime in with some stories i’ve heard a good one at sutters one night, not that i believe it, but it was good !

Haha if it’s about me 99% chance it’s true.

What story was the one from sutter’s??

[Singh1]

@bootlegcivic

Haha if it’s about me 99% chance it’s true.

What story was the one from sutter’s??

some hooker u chopped her legs off or something i cant remember :rofl

[bennyfizzle]

I ran from a cop when I was 16, drunk in the woods of ballston spa at a sand pit party. State Po’. He just watched me run to the road slowly pacing me in his car going up this dirt road that led out of the pit to the main road (Probably laughing at my fat drunk ass running). Once I got to the road I looked around, realized I was with none of my friends and had no where else to go. I turned back toward the car and asked him for a ride.

[SRS_BZNS]

@99FRC

On top of that we had Absinth. The REAL shit. It’s really cool by the way, it’s like being drunk, but being happy drunk, it’s the only way I can describe it. .

Nailed it. Last time we got a bottle from thesesketchy fucken dudes and actually clouded it right and everything it was the happiest drunk I have ever been. I laid on the floor laugh with my room mate for 45 minutes

[bootlegcivic]

@Singh

some hooker u chopped her legs off or something i cant remember :rofl

I ain’t afraid to fuck a corpse…

[Hooked_on_240]

@Vovchandr"

Subscribed.

Waiting for Singh to chime in :lol

i have some vids… :shifty

[Jimmerz]

dumbest thing i ever did when i was hammered was climb up a hill and jump off the other side with a trash bag thinking i could float down… dropped like a rock… i tried it again with two large wings made of cardboard… yeah no that didn’t work either LOL

[mcflurry]

woke up with my pants off somehow at dc2nicks house…

[deadbeatrec]

@bennyfizzle

I ran from a cop when I was 16, drunk in the woods of ballston spa at a sand pit party. State Po’. He just watched me run to the road slowly pacing me in his car going up this dirt road that led out of the pit to the main road (Probably laughing at my fat drunk ass running). Once I got to the road I looked around, realized I was with none of my friends and had no where else to go. I turned back toward the car and asked him for a ride.

win!

[SlackJ94]

@mcflurry"

woke up with my pants off somehow at dc2nicks house…

:rofl

This reminds me. One time at his house, we’re boozin and playing guitar hero. At one point we’re playing and all of a sudden he starts doing terrible. I look over and he’s passed out with half a pop-tart hanging out of his mouth clutching the guitar.

EDIT: Oh shit, caught mcflurry’s ninja delete.