lol thats awesome
LOL i remember this.
Myself and 3 friends from school shot out a window on a car with a BB gun. We were pulled over 45 min later. Handcuffed and taken downtown…100 hours of community service.
Arrested for assault when I was 20…A friend was in a fight while downtown and was smashed over the head with a beer bottle. I attacked the guy that did it and I was arrested… and then let go.
Driving w/o a license, registration, and insurance.
Illegal speed contest, evading, imprudent speeding, failure to yield to an emergency vehicle…$400 in fines and 4 points
Several other small traffic violations.
When I was 14 I broke into about 15 camps in the adirondacks where my family has a camp. A couple friends and I stole various things, like binoculars, liquor, and a couple of stereo’s… we blew fire extinguishers all over the place, but never demolished anything. To get it all home without anyone knowing, I hid them in my familys boat when my dad took it back home in the fall. Used the stereo’s, sold a few other things I took.
3 months later two state troopers show up at my door and arrest me. I didn’t get handcuffed but they read me my rights at the kitchen table. I ended up getting charged for 9 breaking and entering (apparently the other ones didn’t know I broke in?) which was a felony and got 1 year probation. I received youthful offender status and it was wiped clear of my record.
how’d they catch you?
Due to the immature antics that we pulled, like the fire extinguisher stuff and the like, and the burglaries only happened on the weekends, they assumed it was kids. So they went around asking the people in the neighborhood “who had kids in the age group” We were just about the only ones that fit the description.
When they showed up to my house I just admitted it, since I had the stereo in my room along with some other small things I couldn’t sell, and we didn’t wear gloves (since we figured cops would never catch us) so they had our fingerprints.
sucked d for c and got caught w/ the c
2 yrs prob.
I just can’t force myself to type it out.
assault,b&e…was 16… 1 day of jail, 1000 dollar fine, 6 month ACD and 2 years of community service
got my permit suspended for speeding lol and 3 other speeding tickets all carried over to my license and now pay the asshole fine. lots of other troubles but small town cops call your parents most of the time.
now i am a responsible parent
I think the funniest thing by far was the night we decided to create a multi-story bonfire. Needless to say the Rochester air traffic control tower wasn’t fond of that seeing that it was interfering with incoming air traffic and the cops were involved 
Also have been confronted, warned and yelled at more times than I can count by RPD and MCS for hosting rather large parties.
Other than that though just a couple of no big deal tickets, which were all dropped to parking tickets.
some of you guys really suck. shitty effin people.
LOL none. Been pulled over many times, but always let off…hmm wonder why :gotme:
I still want to bang your lawyer.
This reminds me of the game Trouble. And the commercial for it.
traffic. 5 tickets. Unsafe lane change, following to close, changing lanes without signaling, speeding, and reckless driving. Used a lawyer rec by twisted. All charges dismissed. Cop did not show for court.
Legal was 2 counts petit larceny. One count felony forgery. Worked for a time warner sub contractor where all the supervisors have a drug problem. My only 240 cash deposit was alledgedly not in the safe the next morning. My wonderful family stood behind me through all this. There was no legal proof but the da still wanted to move to trial. I had already payed my lawyer 2500. I could not afford trial. So I have a 12 month acd. Everyone who knows me knows I Am no thief. It sucks that pos employers can ruin your life. I won in unemployment court and had a 3 month vacation.
Drivin arnd a hotel parking lot doin circles in new jersey drunk as fuck…cops stopped me and made me sing to them and they let me go lol it sucked ass
wtf? underage possesion of alcohol is only a violation!
That would make us both. Wobbly H ? ha
LOL me drunk as hell standing in my doorway with a friend. “Yo B just got out of his car all crazy and that bitch cop is here again. I think hes getting arrested.”
81 in a 55 zone + tints 6 points
-A KO at club extreme Canada - overnighters
-Beer bottle hits dudes head… lol…at club extreme - overnighter
-Another fight at CELLBLOCK? <–SPL? Canada. Got kicked out
-KNocked black dude out/wearing glasses. /Alt. school - 3 days east ferry.
-knocked a couple people out at luna… --didnt get caught 
-Threw chair at teacher - 2 weeks east ferry
-Brick hits dude in head/ somehow mcdonals glass broke at same time. Never got caught …lol
damn
I’ve never been arrested but september last year on a wednesday I got stopped for reckless driving and even though the cop was a huge dick he couldn’t prove I was driving recklessly so he went with what he could, tint, insufficient exhaust and too many passengers(DJ liscense). That friday I got stopped again and got, unsafe start, imprudent and usafe speed, unauthorized speed contest and my registration sticker didnt match my plates even though i had mine and gave it to the fucking pig and just didnt change the one in the fuckin window yet. Since when in the fuck is street racing a god damn misdameanor? Anyway my courtdate for all 7 happened to be halloween night which was gay but my lawyer got all 7 tickets down to one for going 1-10 mph over the limit letting me keep my liscanse, my dad also knew the judge so he gave me the minimum fine of $175 and a $55 court fee.
About a month after court I was on my way to a meeting at Maple Ski Ridge (I’m a snowboard instructor) and was running late, I get on I-890 and just start bombing about 90mph in my mothers grand caravan. As soon as I go around the exit I see a car coming and just know. Sure enough I get stopped and told I was clocked at 76mph, the cop said because I was honest and seemed like a good kid he let me go with a ticket for no seatbelt. That was I think $80.
Including my lawyer it was all about $810, I had to sell my car to cover it and a bunch of bullshit DMV fees, I swear to god its fucking extortion the DMV. No points on my liscense because of defensive driving and drivers ed. and my one year probationary period ends soon, thank god.
Edit: Holy shit didn’t realize I wrote so much, just kinda worked myself up into a rant, sorry for the fucking essay.