WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?

im a little white boy… i dont give off the “hard” image… I’m an asshole in real life and on the forum, but seriously… nothing i say should be taken as a serious “i want to fight”

Because… lets be serious here… im just a little white boy who grew up in the 'burbs… i might get hurt

on that note… it makes me laugh to read threats from people on the internet that are
“gangster”