WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?

good luck with that, I looked into it once, 6-7 years ago. After about 5 minutes I found that Resses (sp?) monkeys are upwards of $2k, and have to clear a number of extensive safeguards… this was through breeders that “wholesale” to the scientific community.

You have to spend almost as much on the screenings & licensing as you would on the pet.