Vlad, doesn’t your uniform have the title “service squad” embroidered on it?
:cry
ahhh yerppp
Yep, but I don’t see “babysitter” Printed anywhere there.
yeppp
vlads gotta vent somewhere i guess lol
FFF that noise vlad, it could be worse
Yeah I guess I could be one of those people shrug :eek
Going to give birth in the toliet… anyone wanna hold my hand? its gunna be a rough one 
The worst are-
1)People that have the nerve to scratch lotto tickets at the counter
2)People that say “I need” for everything. You “need” a job and a place to sleep, you don’t need peanut butter M+Ms
3)People that don’t know what they want from a cooler, but stand in a position that blocks everyone else’s access to it.
4)People on the phone checking out. Annoying in general and you aren’t important.
And the worst…
At the airport this weekend, some nagger actually had the nerve to have the guy at the pizza place adjust the level of ice in his cup several times before he would pay for it. But, that’s a nagger for you.
Argghhh the lotto ticket fuckers. They are on my top ten list for sure.
Dont get me wrong I dont see the harm in buying a ticket here or there for the hell of it. The money goes to schools and other NYS funded stuff, or so they say, so that fine. But the people that make it a livelihood to spend $20+ a day on tickets is even more addicted to wasting money than smokers. These lotto ticket addicts usually push all the buttons in my short list of “I don’t have the fucking patients to deal with this shit.”
You’re lazy: You buy these things and cant walk your ass to a bench or your car or home to scratch them off, you do it on the counter where you just purchased them.
You probably take the easy way out in life: Instead of going back to school, or putting in extra effort at work to get a head and make more money, you would rather cross your fingers and scratch some grey shit off a piece of cardboard, in hopes of hitting it big.
Your inconsiderate: When there are people stacked up behind you who clearly isnt as enthused about your purchases of potential “winning tickets” as you are don’t you think it might be the nice thing to do and cut down the long list of family birthdays, the age of your pet, how many teeth are still in your head and whatever other retarded numbers you can correlate to bringing you good luck. Odds are you arnt going to win. And I am willing to bet that you have better odds of pissing off some guy who is about to go postal and kill everyone in the Seven Eleven because your taking so god damn long.
Your hopelessly failing at life: I am sure by now you are good at numbers and may even have done a little research into your lotto addiction. Look at it this way, maybe you have good intentions and want to take the winnings and put your kid in college so they get a good job and wont rely on hitting it big like you are. Benefit of the doubt your starting this, for your kids sake, while they are still in 1st grade. You spend $10 a day on tickets, for 12 years. By the time the kid is out of high school you will have spent $43,800 on tickets. Now I am sure you won some here and there, few hundred or even a thousand $$ maybe. So lets say the odds of winning a thousand dollars are 1:10,000. Mathematically you should have won 4 times. so your grand total for putting your kid through college is -$39,800! Great job, and thank you for producing another asset to society! :thumbup
+1.
I go to the Cumbies in Glenmont just about every morning on my way into the office. Some dumb shmuckette of a woman is there ALL THE TIME buying tickets. Pisses me off.
I never know the number on the gas pumps, I don’t give a shit :lol
Than again, I always pay at the pump or after filling up and just give the person inside the dollar amount. But I agree with Vlad for the most part.
Cable service representative:
I: Ok sir now that you got the command prompt open type in i-p-c-o-n-f-i-g and then hit space bar, and then…
Him: What do you mean space bar?
I: :facepalm:
Space bar???:wtf you plan on making them go to /all? Unless you NEED that info, fuck it becasue ti will jsut spit out WAY more information than u prolly need and it will confuse them even more!
And if I had a nickel for everytime I had to say:
Click start, and click run then type “CMD like charley michael daniel”, then press enter… now at the black screen type Ingred, Pauld, Charley, Orange…
recently i have had an influx of people who are lost a the “click start…”, I usually hang up at that point. haha
Lmao it’s so aggravating, this is why you don’t say our name in case something like that happens then you can hang up :D.
Lotto people are no joke.
Don’t hate they’ll be millionaries around the same time they meet Bender from Futurama.
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