my friend asked me to come over and pump gas for her because she broke her thumb on her right hand, im like you have a left hand?
“i dont know how to pump gas with my left hand”
:picard:
Instead of saying “women like this give the rest of us a bad name” I’m feeling pretty great that I have NEVER been this dumb.
same!
OMG… who was that? Although I can take a pretty big stab in the dark and figure it out…
I don’t know the girl, Brian (300z) told me this one.
Oh boo. 
I think it should be retarded girls shouldn’t own cars. Not saying I know everything, but you should know the basics before being allowed to own a car.
My friend calls me the other day and says “I think my battery is dying! All my lights on my dash are dim!” Her serpentine belt was also squealing, so I suggested that she get the belt, because it’s most likely her alternator, not the battery. So after a couple hours I call her back and ask her what was wrong. “Oh, I just turned the switch to dim the lights on accident. But autozone sold me a pulley for my belt or something.” WHAT?
is your friend hot?
i hate autozone so much.
i went in there with a friend for copperspray for his HG, this employee kids walks up and he’s like
“SUP”
we say: “do you have any copper spray adhesive for like headgaskets”
he stares at us for about 15seconds (it was awkward) and says:
“uhh… we have spray paint for like rims and stuff”
:picard:
“oh you mean cars use gas AND oil?!?!?1”
Most good looking girls get guys to handle all the car bullshit…95% of the time if she is some expert on cars she is fugly and was forced to fend for herself…
yes.
Is she clean?
i don’t know. i’m not a gyno. but i would want to assume yes.
damnnn
pics
just go to my myspace or facebook. she’s in a majority of my pics. i’m not going to post them so you guys can touch yourselves. hahaha.
but i’m not friends with you on facebook or myspace dawn duh!
well that’s not my problem.
I knew this guy who had a track car he towed around, cage and everything, so you knew the guy was somewhat serious. He was at the track with me and offered to swap in my Hawk Blues while I went to the drivers meeting. I made a few laps, knew that SOMETHING was wrong, and found that he had put three of my brake pads in with metal backing to the rotor.
True story.