WTF internet?

[Bacon]

Hah, I would but ya know what, I value my time too much to sit on hold for 30 minutes to have them try to tell me the problem is on my end like they always do.

Oh, and then I’ll be called a liar by some dumb donkey-faced slut on the news who will talk shit about the customers who are paying her salary because they’re too stubborn to admit that they fucked up with everything, including customer service.

It’s blatantly obvious the modem isn’t provisioned properly. Most likely it’s not going to fix itself unless you call them to have it corrected.

Or you can sit there and bitch about it by doing nothing to try and fix it.