you didnt have it up there yet lol
it’s cuz i waited longer to post :meh:
u see the vagina one too… post 7
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(703): How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn’t even show up to being unemployed on time.
Hahahaha. This site is killing me. :lol:
This is the new FML haha
ILISM
(864): Um, I don’t know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
haha
hahaha i was just going to post that… :tup:
this will do lol
(337): Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number…its an emergency
LOL
(212): R you on birth control?
(1-212): No, why?
(212): …no reason
(917): I’m not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
(201): so you were gay…and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
(786): Thats something to write home to mom about
(305): Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
(773): When she said “surprise me” I’m positive she didn’t mean “bang my roommate”
(312): Prob not but she was surprised
Fake. like 99% of the FML crap. when i send hilarious texts late last night theyre usually piss poor spelling, & zero punctuation.
OMG im dying lol
No lie…they are funny to read though.
i had an awesome fml and I submitted it and the bastards didn’t even post it up. it was april fools day, and it was way better than the crap they actually posted. and it was real:
Today, I got a text from the girl I’ve been seeing; “i don’t think we should see each-other anymore.” I replied with “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that, but I was going to give you the courtesy of saying it in person.” She replied with “EW IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE YOU ASSHOLE!” FML.
BAHAHAHa! Awesomely pwned!
…winner
this site kicks ass
lol @ local ones:
(716): So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
(1-716): I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
(716): Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
(585): it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
(845): I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
(832): I’m sad I can’t be there is wknd, I’m laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
(303): I’m watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
(973): I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I’m passing now?
(615): yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
(702): Bro… we didn’t even hang out last night??
This site is so fucking funny, but everybody is reading it, so I’m not going to waste a perfectly good cut-and-paste.
If only people in real life, spelled correctly while texting.
I always do…
I’m hooked and I hate you guys for my new addiction.