(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
(1-214): we’re not divorced.
i saw that on there
oh shit really? link?
or do you mean you saw it on the whiterabbits facebook
lol the white rabbit. no I really saw it on there. no link.
LOL…
lmfao
Can I post one from 6pm today?
(716) Heafduin ho$me now
(1-716) omg you’re retarded drunk
(716) Imn walking
(518): Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Idk if mine posted but…
(716): Lol, dude I am still drunk from last night I think
(1-716): I fell asleep spooning my dog
…you know who you are. LOL
Hahahahaha.
Koa is a good cuddler.
I can’t find it. here’s the page it should have been from
(212): Obv we’re gonna bbm each other in bed
<3
(716) told a guy i was a russian spy and made him give me his id
Oh wait that was from Drew…
(132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hahahaha!
recycled. it’s supposed to be “rape or theft of services”
i love this site.
(317): I swear to god I’m with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I’ve ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
(503): Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
(703): someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat…
(301): Dude, don’t freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can’t look her in the eye!!
(518): Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
hahaha
(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn’t last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn’t mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I.
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don’t have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don’t do it if you don’t feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u fucking serious
(314): Give me the dick nowwwww
Drew hopefully i will never text you this
(586): I mean I can’t believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events