(810): I can only date guys with blackberrys
(810): I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
<3
haha
You were bashing people for getting them as a status symbol. If it helps you get pussy, it’s ok in my book.
its just funny. i still make fun of people for getting them as a status symbol.
one I just received
(716): I went to take a piss and fell asleep on the shitter
(716): 
you can do better then that.
(972): What was that guy’s name that you dated that wore the leotard?
lol
(617): Did you hit it?
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
poop nap, they are a great hour break at work
this was a drunken poop nap, by someone on this board.
(716): u want to meet u
(1-716): I’ve already met me
(716): lol want to come over and fuclking drinmk
Gotta love those Sunday afternoon drunk texts!
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(925): Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
hmmm I get txts similar to this :roflpicard:
Marriage sounds fantastic…
yeah getting married and having kids are definitely the things to do if you want to be cool and enjoy your life…
Meh. Its like BASH.org for the non nerds
word, but if it helps you get laid…
I’m still addicted.
(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession
(214): I swear she didn’t look like that last week.
(406): When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean u can’t score
LOL
Goddamn it Jeff, I was just gonna post that one up top. Hilarious!!