You Know You're In Kitchener When...

Tired of gunshots in Scarborough.
Tired of traffic and giving myself 2 hours to get around the city.
I could go on… don’t even get me started.

I’m only in Toronto for business as the majority of our clientele is from Toronto. but our Head Office is up in Kitchener where it’s cheaper.

You know you’re in Kitchener, when it takes you 15mins to get anywhere in the city.

BTW, I bring $20 to the bar because by the time we get there… we’ve already spent a pretty penny at the beer store and LCBO earlier in the afternoon. Do you actually think this asian would show up sober at a country boy bar? :{

Chris