your worst work related injury.

ive had NUMEROUS cuts that were WELL deserving of stitches. never get 'em.

went to the eye doctor many times for shit it my eye, chunks of metal, etc. went to the eye doctor for arc-eye (welding). ive had burns, and burns, and burns. i have many scars. my hands and arms are all scared up. i almost broke my finger clean off when it was pinched between a 40lb beam and a table. in all honesty, i was afraid to take my glove off, because i didnt know whether it was still attached.

this is why i keep telling myself, “stay in college”

I got hit in the face with a chunk of 2X4. I was surprised when I put my hand on my face and it was covered with blood. I should have got stitches, but I kept working. I still have the scar, only visible when I raise my eyebrows.

my ex stabbed me in the leg with a fork

i used to install hardwood floors for a general contractor through custom carpet centers, kenny carpets, home depot, lowes, etc. anyways, i was installing a bamboo floor into a very expensive house and the floor nailers we used required a mallet and you had to pretty much pound these staples into the lip of the boards. well i was pounding away and a staple came through and shot right into my boot. it went right through my foot and came through the top of my boot. lets just say those boots were no longer any good after they took the scissors to them and theres still marks on the top and bottom of my foot from where it entered and came out.

:smash2:while torching out a rear end i had a gas tank explode, was supposed to be drained but i guess the boss didnt care to… not much damage just thrown back a few feet and minor burns:smash2:… got a week paid vaca

good thing the truck was on its side. i know it was my fault for not realizing the tank was still whole but it was a mind nubing job where i cut a bunch of trucks up a day and never thought to look

Old job working in the grill of a restaurant. There were some hot waitresses and I’d always flirt with em and joke around, some days I would jump into the archway with the brim of my hat and make it look like I hit my head, fall down and they’d come rushing over to “aid” me, it was fun.

One day I did this again, but blacked out immediately. Well I accidentally jumped too hard, and actually hit my head on the archway throwing myself backwards and slammed my head on the concrete floor knocking myself out.

I came to and I was covered in blood and had split my forehead open from the archway. The DM was there that day and was afraid to get sued so he drove me to the ER got me all stiched up with that rubber stitch shit which really sucks.

End of story, didn’t need to fake injury to get laid by the hot slutty waitresses they just dropped the panties when you asked… yum

(I still have a scar just at the front of my hairline, it sucks)

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End of story, didn’t need to fake injury to get laid by the hot slutty waitresses they just dropped the panties when you asked… yum

(I still have a scar just at the front of my hairline, it sucks)

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i keep asking myself why i have a gf when i work at a pizza place where there are so many available 18 yr olds. wtf am i thinking.

ps i love walking by and punching the cooler door as a sub girl opens it and holding my head as if she caught me in the face with the door lol.

anyway, soda blasting injury. i was retarded and blasting a mail truck on a scaffolding, lost my balance, wasnt wearing gloves, dropped the dead man to catch myself on the truck and the blast stream caught my left thumb. this pic is from a little over a week after the accident. shitty treo pic, but you get the idea.

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dropped a palette on my ankle from about 6ft… fuck i couldnt use my left leg for atleast a week

Fell at work on the ice on the walkway. Right leg went almost 180 degrees to the right and I got a spiral fracture in my right leg.

6 screws and a plate in my leg and a torn ligament.

Hurts like a M’Fer sometimes even after 3 years. Was not able to walk for 2 months. Pretty much spent all that time on the couch. Almost impossible to go upstairs in my house. Sucked!

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i got a good cut on the tip of my finger from a tape gun. I was holding a kids zune as someone else was taping it after we ran it trough the shringwrapper about 35 times…and then the kid went to cut the tape and cut my finger…friggon sucked, but i guess i deserved it for being an ass.

since i’ve been woriking there (about a year and a half) 2 different people have cut more than half a finger off.

Pinched my finger on a lift arm at the dealership, got really pissed and punched a air hose reel. Broke open my knuckle and had to get a few stitches to seal it back up lol.

seeing as how racing snowmobiles/motocross is my job… lets see…

worst injury was putting my radius out through my thumb and my ulna above my hand. (bad broken arm) did some nerve damage as well.

breaking bones isn’t bad though…they heal in a few weeks.

I hyperextended my knee as well… i stretched my acl…(not even tore) and it hurt so bad and still does.

Shrapnel in my shoulder that got me a week long trip to Baghdad? Nothing longterm, but I have a fun scar right on my shoulder blade from that one.

ive gotten to the point where i just dont bother getting stitches anymore. its pointless to get stiched up just so i can manage to rip it back open again after i go back to work the next day.

i have numerous burns on me from weld spatter, 5 dime sized burns on the side of my knee from O/A turch slag, shit landed on my leg and embedded itself in my skin … that shit hurt

2 inch long burn across my wrist from a fresh bead on stainless steel, but thats what happens when your standing on a ladder on a steel half shell thats still in the rollers, but the pressure is off

6" grinding wheel to the knee cap

fell off a tow truck and landed on the forks and went face first into the tarmac , the had a few brake rotors (scrap) fall off the truck and hit me

havent blown myself up yet, or broken any bones

Some tough guys on here.

i was unloading a semi truck at a dock. and he decided to realign better to the dock WHILE i was unloading. Broke my Left cheek, 42 stiches, and one surgery to realign my face lol it was fun let me tell ya
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i was unloading a semi truck at a dock. and he decided to realign better to the dock WHILE i was unloading. Broke my Left cheek, 42 stiches, and one surgery to realign my face lol it was fun let me tell ya

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ouch facial injurys, how many 100k did you get?

not a god damn thing, i worked off the books! that’ll be the last time i ever work a job under the table- i told my boss. pay the bills or i’ll sue. when it was all said and done he wrote me a check for 25K to cover all my bills. I made not a fucking dime

fell into the chip system when i worked at curits screw. cut open my leg while i was falling and needed 4 stictches to close that up. also slammed my head on the diamond plate steel which stopped me from completely falling into the chip system and most likely getting eating alive by it because there was noone around and i layed unconcious for about 20 minutes. But that bump on the head resulted in a minor concussion. But the thing that proly hurt the most didnt evern require any medical attention was the nasty fuckin brushburn on my thingh that hurt for like a month.

torn achilles tendon