And you thought SON was full of low-ballers *story*

[Gonad]

So I have my car listed up on Kijiji (for $6700) and this clown e-mails me about the car.

It gets heated right away but the moment I showed interest in his ‘prized possession’ hes all of a sudden Mr. Nice Guy. I eventually chill him out and even try to convince him to bring his 911 to DIG track event.

Makes me wonder if people suddenly think they can walk all over you because they make 6-figures or whatever. :hsugh:

Anywho this made my afternoon somewhat entertaining. Enjoy.

(Each quote below being an email exchanged in order listed below)

would you be interested in 3500 cash tommorw.

Are you kidding me? Of course not. The parts alone combined are worth almost twice your offer.

so I have 911 porche its worth 50 gs or more, doensot mean im gonna get it. idiot

You have a $50K Porsche and you’re trying to haggle me out of a car worth less than $7K?

But hey, props on the Porsche 911. I’ve always wanted one but my dad could never afford it.

Let me know if your dad can pitch in another $3000 on top of your existing $3500 offer. Then we’re set.

Listen buddy, im 36 I own my own business, i can buy you your dad and your whole family out. Im looking for a track car. Its all about the hustle these days. yes i do drive a P.911.

ciao

No need to get all hostile papi. It’s all cool.

Surprised you aren’t tracking your Porsche. What’s the specific model of Porsche is it?

And where do you plan to track your car if you don’t mind me asking?

2001 911 carrera turbo, 3.6L, why i dont track my car , because its to mint to even be driven in the rain. Thats why im looking for another fast opportunity for the track, i would track it at cayuga. I just dont want a spend alot on a car that Im going to beat the hell out of. I also have a 5.0L mustang That i used to track , but Its just to fucken heavy.

Nice P911.

I used to own a 5.0L ('89 - pretty stock) before I bought the 240. Fun to drag but sucked at handling, hence why I got the 240.

The 240sx I primarily tracked on a road course and only ran it at drag a few times. The unsprung clutch sucks for launching (and daily driving).

After doing drag and road course, road course is much more fun considering you’re driving the car a lot longer than 13sec.

You should bring the Porsche to a track event my buddy holds in Dunnville if you are interested in driving with turns and not just straight. Dunnville is opposite end of Cayuga (you probably saw the sign when turning right at the Shell).

Track event page is here : http://www.digtrackdays.com/

I would but I just couldnot do that to it. Ive been taking the best care of this car since 02 when I bought 1 year old, with 4000 kms. It now has 15000, Its onyl a sunday driver now, because we needed a family vehicle. So I would never want to put that kind of stress on all the parts including the paint, that doensot even have one scratch ding dent or even paint chip.

[SaNTi]

Lol @ “papi” hahaha

Dude is an ass.

[white2abbit]

Haha…fucker should have bought a GT3.

On the low-baller note, I had listed my sil80 on Kijiji for $7500 FIRM FIRM FIRM, and even mentioned in my post that:

“If you offer me $7490, I will decline.”

Some douche sent me various emails asking particular questions, and on email #5 he offered me $1,000 now, and $500 in a few weeks when he “had some more money”. WTF!!!

(I ended up selling it for less to white240, but that’s not the point)

[Tacoboy]

You’re way to nice.

[jeff93eg]

I had my crx posted up for sale for something like 3g’s and i had one guy offer me a free tattoo, and another guy tell me it was his and i stole it and he was going to take it back…first he offered me 1,000 bucks

[Nate_Drake]

i bet he doesnt have a 911.

[gone_rippin]

i agree with taco boy, you are way to nice. i wouldnt have been able to keep my cool lol or i would have just ignored it…

and nate_drake… i agree. he’s doesn’t have a 911. he’s one of those guys that wears the apparrell and talks about it… but doesn’t own lol

[Gonad]

I saw no point in ethugging. Me going apeshit on him would only fuel this egotistical douchebag.

I’d rather his business close down and/or his 911 get rear ended by a bus or something.

[240xcsv]

Uh that was lame. What a jerk. I’d like to see this punk on track, I’d make him sweat and humiliate him with my ka lmao.

[gone_rippin]

@Gonad

I saw no point in ethugging. Me going apeshit on him would only fuel this egotistical douchebag.

I’d rather his business close down and/or his 911 get rear ended by a bus or something.

ps…

sooo. i guess he’s not buying your car? lol

[jdm-silvia]

y bother replying to these retards

[PureEuroM3]

Give me his name and i’ll tell you if he owns a Porsche or not ;). The amount of Porsche with full cages, fire extinguishers and everything is insane actually.

[Ciaran]

should have asked him if he wanted to race your zonda.

[Fobwall]

LOL PAPI!

[Hurricane]

@240xcsv

Uh that was lame. What a jerk. I’d like to see this punk on track, I’d make him sweat and humiliate him with my ka lmao.

The only thing you make sweat in your KA is your suspenstion compents hoping you don’t barrel off the track bending yet ANOTHER suspension arm… somehow.

[Fobwall]

@Hurricane

The only thing you make sweat in your KA is your suspenstion compents hoping you don’t barrel off the track bending yet ANOTHER suspension arm… somehow.

:fnf2:

[Wongger]

Papi, Thats classic

[Hector]

@240xcsv

Uh that was lame. What a jerk. I’d like to see this punk on track, I’d make him sweat and humiliate him with my ka lmao.

LOL u gonna turn off his a/c and roll up his windows or something?

[Fobwall]

@Hector

LOL u gonna turn off his a/c and roll up his windows or something?

LOL

[Solarian]

@Nate_Drake

i bet he doesnt have a 911.

+2 No one that’s actually baller goes around telling people they’re baller. His shit smacks of insecurity, he’s probably 16 and buying his first car.