I’d love to see your resume…
Objective: low self esteem and unmotivated individual seeking $100k + job doing anything (except folding sheets)
Education: hvcc Troy ny 3.89 GPA doctrite degree in automotive repair
Work experience: linen delivery service from 1995-never actually going to leave
Skills: folding sheets, driving a truck, riding my bike
Hobbies: ADULT WORLD, hot wheels cars, going to the playground
References: turbotravis & lksi