Anyone Know any Halfmoon judges!?!?!?

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@bennyfizzle

Is your driving record otherwise clean?

If so, go to court dressed like a whore, but not too whorey. When he calls you to the bench, don’t say shit else other than NOT GUILTY.

They will give you a court date, usually a couple months away…last summer halfmoon’s wait for a court date was 4-6 months. Over this time, save up about $300. Once your court date rolls around, bring the cash with you to it…dress like a whore again, but not too whorey. Now, best case scenario, your cop doesn’t show up and the ticket gets dropped.The first thing they will do, is offer you a plea bargain. If this is your first offense they might even give you a 0pts non-moving violation. They’ll at least drop it down to failure to yield to a traffic control device, 2 pts. Your fine, with surcharge, will probably be less than $200, and they’ll make you take defensive driving.

Follow this and it’ll be a breeze. Now show boobs.

Yes, my driving record is clean, the ticket I got 3 years ago was erased with the defensive driving class they made me take.

For my first ticket (also for speeding) my cop didn’t show and I was still charged and got 2 pts. My fine was $150 and called it a day.

I was never really sure if it mattered if the cop showed or not??