Anyone Know any Halfmoon judges!?!?!?

[Shady]

@bennyfizzle

Is your driving record otherwise clean?

If so, go to court dressed like a whore, but not too whorey. When he calls you to the bench, don’t say shit else other than NOT GUILTY.

They will give you a court date, usually a couple months away…last summer halfmoon’s wait for a court date was 4-6 months. Over this time, save up about $300. Once your court date rolls around, bring the cash with you to it…dress like a whore again, but not too whorey. Now, best case scenario, your cop doesn’t show up and the ticket gets dropped.The first thing they will do, is offer you a plea bargain. If this is your first offense they might even give you a 0pts non-moving violation. They’ll at least drop it down to failure to yield to a traffic control device, 2 pts. Your fine, with surcharge, will probably be less than $200, and they’ll make you take defensive driving.

Follow this and it’ll be a breeze. Now show boobs.

Cops showing up completely depends on the court

Guilderland for example the cops do not prosecute their own case, the DA does.

Not sure if halfmoon cops presecute their own cases…

A lot of Police departments are handing things over to the DA now