Are Your Parents Divorced?

parents got divorced when I was 9 or so, mom re-married a cool ass guy, dad had a perfect girlfriend and fucked it up by going to ukraine for a mail order bride and she robbed him or some shit idk I havent talked to him in years after he started calling my friends parents and telling them we were smoking crack, because I threw a party when he was out of town. but those are stories for another day lmao

good thing they got divorced though, they used to fight like crazy. there were several other reasons including physical abuse etc. that lead to her decision as well.