Bird feeder email I got today

Bird Feeder A funny parallel…

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous
flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the
table…everywhere.

Then some of the birds turned mean:

They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of
my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud:

They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and
night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore.

I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over
the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be… quiet, serene and no one
demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see… our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an
automatic citizen.

Then the illegal’s came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are
housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room
doctor: your child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over
half the class doesn’t speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual
box; I have to press “one” to hear my bank ta lk to me in English, and people
waving flags other than “Old Glory” are squawking and screaming in the
streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

I think If I’m the first one to respond to an anti-illegal immigrant post by JayS I will be forever tagged a republican on NYSpeed despite the fact that I hate politics and will never have a formal affiliation.

Fuck it.

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I’ve pretty much been saying this for years, but I am called a racist. I dont want to get started. Good find tho

lol nice!!

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yeah thats a perfect analogy

no bias at all

Fuck off liberal! Take down the bird feeder! I don’t know what that means, but do it!!!

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:bloated:

yeah thats a perfect analogy

no bias at all

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A33783-2004Aug25.html

“Households headed by illegal aliens imposed more than $26.3 billion in costs on the federal government in 2002 and paid only $16 billion in taxes, creating a net fiscal deficit of $10.4 billion, or $2,700 per illegal household,” said Steven A. Camarota, author of the study.

The costs outlined in the report include government services such as Medicaid, medical treatment for the uninsured, food assistance programs, the federal prison and court systems, and federal aid to schools.

Yeah, it’s a real poor analogy. I see your :bloated: and raise you a :rolljerk:

“Keep working, millions on welfare depend on you”

http://www.hhv.de/images/stuff/36098_02.jpg

yes, and all aliens come here not to work and just shit everywhere…

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must have forgot the part where the reason they came into the yard in the first place is there is no food anywhere else and hope to prosper

forgot the part too where the rich homeowners also hire the birds to clean the gutters but dont pay them as much as birds of thier own and dont give them healtcare

it was pretty much healthcare and govt costs your bitching about right?

A better analogy would be Yogi stealing the pie out of the window. Think about it.

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yes, and all aliens come here not to work and just shit everywhere…

:bloated:

must have forgot the part where the reason they came into the yard in the first place is there is no food anywhere else and hope to prosper

forgot the part too where the rich homeowners also hire the birds to clean the gutters but dont pay them as much as birds of thier own and dont give them healtcare

it was pretty much healthcare and govt costs your bitching about right?

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Honestly though, if you want to work in this country, become a citizen like everyone else and all is forgiven.

Nice post, Jay, normally you and I don’t see eye to eye but on this I am with you.

Becoming a citizen is easier said than done, I’m not even a citizen yet; Poor misinformed rubicant you have much too learn

Listen, I don’t have a problem with legal immigration. Legal immigration is what built this country. Well, that and slavery but that’s another discussion.

What I have a problem with is our current system that lets you come here illegally, pop out a kid, and be rewarded for it with citizenship. Or better yet, sneak over here, hide out for a few years, then organize a march demanding illegal alien rights when we start getting serious about rounding you up and sending you home. Lots of people want to come here for a shot at the American dream. Take a number, fill out the form, and wait in line.

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Becoming a citizen is easier said than done, I’m not even a citizen yet; Poor misinformed rubicant you have much too learn

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:gtfo:

:stuck_out_tongue: j/k

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Becoming a citizen is easier said than done, I’m not even a citizen yet; Poor misinformed rubicant you have much too learn

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stfu, or i will have you deported :stuck_out_tongue:

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Becoming a citizen is easier said than done, I’m not even a citizen yet; Poor misinformed rubicant you have much too learn

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And that’s why you should be even more pissed about illegal immigration than I am. You’re trying to play by the rules and you’re getting screwed because the system is in gridlock because of all the illegal immigration going on.

why wait when they can get everything for free without going through the proper channels.

we should change the banned custom title to deported