Here is the email I sent back. I can’t wait to get my check for $40,000 from Nigeria.
nanu, nanu,
Im happy to get your response concerning my motor car. Yes is is still available, and here are the answers to your questions in order.
(i) The final/bottom price is as advertised. Prefer payment with Franklin, Grant, Jefferson, Lincoln, or Washington upon delivery.
(ii) All picture of the motor car are with the ad.
(iii) I am selling the motor car because it belonged to my brother who had recently departed. It brings back really bad memories of my departed brother. And he owed me a bunch of money. Also, it brings back memories of my girlfriend, who also departed at the same time as my brother. [ They both departed to Pittsburgh.]
(iv)) The motor car has been for sale since about 30 seconds after my brother and girlfriend departed.
(v) The motor car has never had a lien, however I may have liened against it a time or two.
(vi) The motor car is in splendid condition inside and out. In fact it is so clean, you could eat a turd sandwich off of it, which I’m sure you will do.
(vii) I will deliver this motor car personally. However I will be accompanied by my two very dear friends, Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. We travel together all the time and are almost never apart. Also business transactions such as this go rather smooth when I’m with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. So get in touch with Mr. Franklin, Mr. Grant, Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lincoln, and Mr. Washington, and let me know what you decide.
p.s. I would personally not like to travel with Mr. Washington because he is rather cumbersome and takes up a lot of room. However all the others are fine, and make good traveling companions.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Live well and prosper
And in the old chinese proverb; tae tihs dna eid
Andy
