So I stop by the local lots tonight, couple people out, nothing special, couple of camaros and civics :lol
Hang out for a bit, then these two douchebags are all like “Yo your shit is slow and there’s a bag coming out of the door”
so I’m like “WTF bros, step off”
and they’re all like “Why dont you say it to my face”
and I’m all like “Maybe I will”
so I did.
Then some other little bitch that showed up in some gay ass ek civic is all like “Listen guys, you should take it to the street, settle this like MEN”
And I’m all like “Fine.”
By this time a wave of terror fell across their faces as I hopped into the N-Rod.
We go out onto a lone stretch of highway in Mexico, and I hang back for a bit, these guys squeeze off a couple runs, and from what I can see, my total domination is imminent and shit.
Once they settle down I come up on this STi, give him three honks and he totally jumps me, but I reeled him in and put like 5 car lengths on him, which put me right next to this 4 cyl camaro, shits weak as hell so I think nothing of it, I flip him the bird, give him three honks and we both nail it at the same time, I shut it down around 85 with at LEAST a bus length, he pulls a ricer flyby, and this story is over.
Those bitches ain’t got SHIT ON ME.