Cossey's Corner: Ask at your own risk.


#141

ship me part of ron’s iguana, plz.


#142

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much would he donate to his local baby killers club?


#143

It depends solely on the past of said woodchuck. Some woodchucks live a horrible life. If they don’t chuck enough wood, they get kicked out of their clan. If said woodchuck was kicked out of his clan, and replaced by a wood chucking baby, then I’m going to assume he’d donate all of the wood.


#144

Epic response. + rep


#145

Thank you.

Just for that, it makes my two year degree in woodchuck psychology that much more worth it. Plus I learned how to make some pretty sick dams.


#146

I lol’d at above!


#147

^^^ :lol


#148

:rofl


#149

:rofl


#150

Riddle me this Cossey-man:

Why is Failvis so fucking retarded?


#151

:facepalm


#152

That is only a question a much higher power than I can answer.


#153

Dear cossey.

Why is it that John will fuck rosanne before jessica simpson.


#154

mmm good question


#155

Dear Cossey,

why is the porsche a trailer queen…again?


#156

I will have an answer in some time.


#157

I will get you an answer hopefully in short order. I have to go get my bore scope sometime tomorrow or Tues.


#158

Oh christ. :frowning:


#159

Heres one for you…how many cars/engines have you built yourself?


#160

Gottt Emmm!