ship me part of ron’s iguana, plz.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much would he donate to his local baby killers club?
It depends solely on the past of said woodchuck. Some woodchucks live a horrible life. If they don’t chuck enough wood, they get kicked out of their clan. If said woodchuck was kicked out of his clan, and replaced by a wood chucking baby, then I’m going to assume he’d donate all of the wood.
Epic response. + rep
Thank you.
Just for that, it makes my two year degree in woodchuck psychology that much more worth it. Plus I learned how to make some pretty sick dams.
I lol’d at above!
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Riddle me this Cossey-man:
Why is Failvis so fucking retarded?
:facepalm
That is only a question a much higher power than I can answer.
Dear cossey.
Why is it that John will fuck rosanne before jessica simpson.
mmm good question
Dear Cossey,
why is the porsche a trailer queen…again?
I will have an answer in some time.
I will get you an answer hopefully in short order. I have to go get my bore scope sometime tomorrow or Tues.
Oh christ. 
Heres one for you…how many cars/engines have you built yourself?
Gottt Emmm!