DO NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY, TAZERS, OR DEAD PEOPLE ITT.

You god damn sweetheart.

All the shift people I’ve met IRL seem to be good people.

Even this guy (minus the extreme racism)

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

I am going to get out my ninjan boots later tonight just incase…

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31P-zcWj6%2BL.SS400.jpg

see below. quote fail.

Dude WTF is with you and batshit crazy hypothetical scenarios!??!?!

You should seriously write fiction novels instead of these long-ass-over-thought-german-engineered posts.

THATS IT… John I am getting in my truck, driving right to your place of employment and I’ma going to lay the Judy Chop of all Judy Chops on you… follow it up with some ninjan stars maybe.

:pop

i’m actually getting in my truck and going right to his place of employment too. i left all my spare slaps in my other pair of pants though, so i’ll have to bitch it up for today.

BROS IRL ITT

http://www.diemondave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/picasion.com_d8d3d343b493cbacc2b7907952cc7a4d.gif

youtu.be/UmrLzT2BHng

:rofl

I DEFEATED YOU!

I have another pair of bitch pants you can borrow, still have a few slaps in the back pocket.

Had more, but a hole in the other pocket allowed them to fall out without my notice.

My seamstress patched them.

/pjb :rofl

what the fuck woody. you’re fucked.

http://i.imgur.com/fi0Jc.png

redwgn that crying pic is awesome lol

The PJB pic is a textbook “haters gonna hate” stroll.

Also… anyone notice that there is a “20 years in the future” PJB walking to his front right?

:rofl Repped.

Repped

i went to that barber shop before haha

Prednisone and Metadate ER = steroids and amphetamines :rofl