So, I’ve got a '90 Porsche C2 cabrio in for service. Nice car, very well maintained. Regular maintenance and check over. Found the the rear pads were low. Rotors fine. Typically when I do brakes on higher-end stuff, I use OEM or better only. So, I call the only local place that would carry OEM stuff.
I get put on hold for about a minute. No problem. Guy finally answers, I tell him who I am, and where I’m calling from. So, this is a Porsche parts department, right? So, here’s the conversation:
Jason - I’ve got a 1990 C2 cab on the rack, and need to know if you have rear pads and sensors in stock.
parts guy - (5-10 second pause)…what’s a C2?
Jason - Porsche…911…convertible
parts guy - do you have the VIN?
Now…this is just a simple non-turbo 911. No need for a VIN. They’re all the same. The only way there would be a difference is if it was a Turbo, however, that didn’t exist in the US in the '90 model year.
So I give him the VIN.
I’m now on hold for another 4:30
parts guy - does this car have dual or single piston rear calipers?
Jason - single piston, there was never any other rear caliper installed on this car
On hold again fro another 2:00
parts guy - we don’t have them in stock
Now, this may not seem like a big deal for a lot of you, but it’s infuriating to me. If you work with a brand, you’d better damn well know the brand, otherwise you come off as clueless, and it taints the whole dealership. This whole time, the hold music/thing is talking about “service to the Nth degree.” Bullshit. This was a complete waste of my time. A real parts guy should have been able to go through this whole process in 90 seconds or less.
I’ve also gone through this at Autozone when I had my Mustang.
Jason - I need to see if you have an FL-1A in stock
Parts guy - what is that
Jason - an oil filter for 50% of the Fords ever made (slight exaggeration, I know)
Parts guy - year make and model
Jason - nevermind, I’ll just come down and find it on the shelf.