This is spurred from a convo I was recently having, I’m pretty sure I know the answer but I want a poll to be sure.
Do you prefer to hang out with men or women. This is STRICTLY for companionship, hanging out etc. NOT trying to bang the person. If you had a choice (both the guys & the girls) would you rather hang out with dudes or chicks.
That is a tough one. Chicks because you can bang them… Dudes because they are not naggy bitches. I vote pancakes
Why would you ever hang out with a girl you’re not planning on fucking?
Oh wait I know the answer:
A) B/c you’re gay
B) B/c she has hot friends that you plan on fucking
depends… some chicks are real fun to hang out with, but most of the time they’re a downer lol Too emotional and don’t find certain jokes funny that {edit} MOST{/edit} guys would
plus they talk about stupid shit
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i wouldn’t… this is why the poll started.
edit: I am also really hoping to get the few females we have to vote, because I am pretty sure they don’t want to hang out with other broads either.
women are for banging or for having friends you can bang or for making women you want to bang more comfortable. Or for bringing when you need to buy clothes.
For everything else, men it is.
There are a few very select girls that I can hang out with for extended periods of time while being able to relax.
Girls = drama.
dudes = chill.
meh, I like a mixed crowd.
Ideally, I would hang out in a group where there are both. Chicks gotta be able to handle the guy talk though. I can’t be holding back just because I’m hanging out with a girl. The only reason Jim doesn’t hang out with girls is because he would be castrated.
christian and i have discussed this before
i fucking hate hanging out with broads. i have them over just to F and they agree. so why do a bunch of lame shit with them, when i can do something awesome and manly with newman, and THEN go F a broad.
the tough guy responses are awesome
false - i would castrate them
and yea the toughguy responses were expected, but they are pretty truthful IMO…
i used to hang out with my current wife all the time when we were just friends for a few years, aside from her i don’t think there was a single female i could stand to be around.
DOT.
You’re a virgin aren’t you?
edit - or fat and/or ugly
Woman, in general lack logic or any real desirable personality traits. This is made up for b/c they’re attractive. Girls who are fun to hang out with are usually not attractive, so you might as well be hanging out with dudes…
i’ll only hang out with girls if theyre ready and willing to shotgun a beer
otherwise, no dice
oh, and girls who call my friends faggots when they are being faggots gets a :tup:
Hang out with broads, thats an easy choice.
Most of my friends are Women.
Very few guys are worth chilling with unless its a party.
faggot
yeah hanging around one youre banging if she’s cool, doing other activities, is all right, but in a strictly platonic sense, nope.
worst response ever