You pull up to a red light with two lanes. You’re going straight. You notice that there are a ton of cars in the left lane so you decide to do a “right-lane sneak” and pass all of those cars on the right when the light turns green.
The guy in the front car in the other lane knows what you’re up to and decides to be a dick to impress his girlfriend, flooring it so he thinks you’ll be forced to get behind him or hit the parked car in your lane maybe 100 yards ahead.
The guy in that car knows nothing about cars and thinks his base model 140 hp Cobalt sedan has a chance to keep your car at bay and force you to give up and pull in behind him. You then proceed to hit the gas decently hard at the light and scare the shit out of them when you fly past, making them hate themselves.
They then realize they shouldn’t have fucked with you and now hate their lives.
You ever notice that every once in awhile you come across somebody you shouldn’t have FUCKED WITH?!!? lol
Dont you hate it when youre pulling up to a red light on a 2 lane road and there is only one car in the left lane with no blinker on so you decide to stay in the left lane because this person is also going straight and the light turns green and this asshole decides he’s gonna turn left?
This long ass run on sentence was sent from my laptop.
Out of curiosity, does anyone traveling in the right lane move into the left lane when approaching a red light so that if someone comes along behind you they can make a right on red?
Or am I the only one?
I think a lot of people have a “If I have to wait, then fuck you so should everyone!” attitude.
