Ever stick yer foot right in yer mouth..

i was in class talking to this kid joking around and was like so what did you mom say about the sex last night…

he goes my mom is dead

i try to back peddle and be a smart ass and say o yea that was your dad

and hes like they both died in a car crash and i live with my aunt

come to find out it was true

and i had no more comebacks so i left the classroom

boy did i feel like a asshole