i was in class talking to this kid joking around and was like so what did you mom say about the sex last night…
he goes my mom is dead
i try to back peddle and be a smart ass and say o yea that was your dad
and hes like they both died in a car crash and i live with my aunt
come to find out it was true
and i had no more comebacks so i left the classroom
boy did i feel like a asshole