Getting out of Jury Duty

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here is the deal. i couldn’t go to my original date because i had an exam. so stupid me rescheduled it for june 9th. we have a big customer appreciation at work june 11th. it is sort of a big deal. we have a lot of people from out of town coming, i have a lot of people i need to be there for, etc etc etc. there are about 3-400 people coming, not to mention it’s a good time.

SO, im in a bit of a predicament. I am #34. WHAT are the best things to say/do to get rejected? i know the whole racist thing is played out and doesnt work, but its good to know people in law enforcement to be biased. that being said, i know some cops, and am close friends with two corrections officers…

so any tips?

thanks

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tell them the case reminds you of something… a book, a movie, another case…

:gotme: lol

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Whatever the crime is say that you, or someone close to you was the victim of said crime and you could not give a non biased objective view of the situation given you are predisposed to say guilty.

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i got summoned to goto a hearing, and it was only 1 day, so 2 days total.

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exactly!!

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tell them you would be biased which ever way u want…or if they ask you if u have ever been robbed…say yes…stuff like that

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but you get paid to go :gotme:

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I wouldn’t really call that pay…

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when your sitting there for jury duty selection just say…

“Awful lot of honkies in here”

/Famlyguy

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Tell them for every minute your in the courtroom, you’ll kill a lamb.

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fucking…

LOL

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f’n LOL!!! :clap:

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just walk in and say guilty before they even ask a question :gotme:

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You are racist… problem solved

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:biglaugh: that was good

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show up naked.

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Start hitting on who ever is asking you the questions. Guy or girl, it doesn’t matter.

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Isn’t it against your religion if you are jehovah witness?

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im pretty sure there is a form you can fill out if you absolutely have to miss it due to work, and if they feel it is legit they will waive you

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I’m pretty sure “a party” is not a legit reason.