forgot to pay the $75/year ‘keep your pole’ tax.
Laws are guidelines and should be treated as such. I truly believe whoever was in charge there was out of line especially with the blatant lie.
“No miss I’m not raping you just let me take your pants off. Whoops I just raped you.” Totally cool with that right?
Therefore removing their pole was rape, which is illegal.
If you were a Canadian from SON and i were an american from Nyspeed i’d lol at you with an amusingly dismissive comment 
Muahahaha