How about when you peee reallly hard and fart. Thats allways a funny supprise I crack a smile over once and a while.
Yup. I dont wash my hands after I take a leak. One time this little nerdy dude from college told me, hay why didnt you wash your hands after you peed… I told him “Cause I knows my dicks clean.” he goes ohh yeah how do you know that? I asked him, “Did you kiss your girlfriend this morning???” and I walked out. :rofl